The unique processing capabilities of the human brain reflect a number of evolutionary adaptations by its cellular constituents (Fields, 2004). One especially distinct feature of the adult human brain’s cellular composition is the size and complexity of its astrocytic cohort. Human astrocytes are both morphologically and functionally distinct from those of infraprimate mammals, in that human astroglia are larger, and exhibit far greater architectural complexity and cellular pleomorphism, as well as more rapid syncytial calcium signaling, than their murine counterparts (Colombo, 1996; Oberheim et al., 2009). These phylogenetic differences are of particular interest, since astrocytes can both coordinate and modulate neural signal transmission (Rusakov et al., 2011; Verkhratsky et al., 1998). These observations promise to fundamentally transform our view of astrocytes, since current concepts of the role of astrocytes in neural network performance are based almost entirely on studies of astrocytic physiology in the rodent brain (Oberheim et al., 2006).